Showing posts with label film conventions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label film conventions. Show all posts

Friday, November 7, 2014

Recollections Of The Famous Monsters Convention In 1974




It was forty years ago, on the eve of my twentieth birthday, that I stepped off the train at Grand Central Station to attend my first horror film convention. Yet, there I was all by my lonesome in the Big Apple, as green as an ear of baby corn, on my way to the Commodore Hotel where the convention was being held. My first big adventure!

It all began  in 1974 when I read an ad in Famous Monsters magazine about their first Convention. I'd read about film conventions but had never been to one. Coincidentally, the event was being held on the weekend of my birthday. You could say it was serendipitous; at least I thought so. But here it was, my big chance to hang out for an entire weekend with people who like myself, dug the horror and science-fiction film genre and meet people like Jim Warren, Forry Ackerman and makeup artist Verne Langdon; names that were familiar to me through the pages of Famous Monsters magazine.

I spent months saving enough money from my job working in the toy department of J.C Penny to cover train fare, a room at the hotel for three days and other expenses. However, and this is a big however, fate dealt me a blow in the form of my car needing a new set of brakes. There I was with a huge decision hanging over my head: do I get new brakes put on my car or do I say "screw it" and go to the convention anyway? Being young and not very responsible I opted to travel to New York for the weekend  and worry about my car when I came back. I ended up borrowing the money from my Dad who was none too pleased that I had spent my funds on a"Spook Show"as he called it, as opposed to getting my car repaired. To me it was totally worth it, because I had the time of my life that weekend.

So there I was, all wide eyed and innocent, trying to find my way to the subway station to get to 34th Street Station, then to the  Commodore Hotel.  As I descended down the stairs to the subway station, all of the sudden, I heard a bell go off(it was eleven 'o'clock) and immediately I was surrounded by a sea of commuters. I felt like I was floating in an ocean of people as we wound our way down the steps and onto the platform. Never having ridden on a subway train before, it was sort of scary because at one point, the lights began to flicker on and off and then for a second or two the train became totally dark.  The lights came back on again and the train continued  to it's destination. Once I arrived at the hotel, I checked in, went to my room to quickly unpack and then go to the convention to join in the festivities.

I have to interrupt at this point by mentioning that here I was, a testosterone fueled, almost twenty year old male, alone in New York City. I had, at that time, read a book on how to pick up women. Now that I was on my own in The Big Apple, well, I was ready to put into practice everything I had gleaned from this book that guaranteed my sexual success with any women I met. Oh to be young, twenty and gullible again. Not!

Anyhoo, I had read in one of the books chapters that the bellhop in a hotel knew where the women were and if you tipped him properly, he'd help you in your quest. I forked over a five dollar bill and asked, trying to appear as cool and as worldly as possible, where I could find some women. Yeah. Right.  If I were any more naive you could have hung a neon "Here Comes The Bumpkin" sign over my head. He pocketed my five dollars and pointing to the street below said that there were women on any street corner. All I had to do was look. A fat lot of help he was. And that lousy book was little to no help either.  Oh well, live and learn.

 But getting back to my story: once inside the large darkened room where Forry Ackerman was about to speak, I noticed a rather tall fellow standing next to me; it was none other than The Ackermonster himself. There I was, trying to gather up enough nerve to say something to a man I considered to be one of my hero's and I couldn't even manage to squeak out a pitiful," Hello Forry." and watched as he walked up to the dais to deliver his welcome speech to all the attendees. Though luckily, during the course of the weekend I not only conversed with him on a couple of occasions, I also got his autograph as well.

During that memorable weekend, I made friends with many of my fellow monster fans; friendships that for  one reason or another never endured. Oh, you'd see them at another convention or maybe get together once or twice, call each other on the phone or correspond through letters; but a few years later it was if they dropped off the earth. And yet, unlike my other friends, my "monster friends" got what the hobby was all about. You didn't have to explain  to them who Roger Corman was or the nuances of your favorite horror and science-fiction films. It's great when you share a hobby with like minded people. One of my favorite memories was when a group of us sat in the lobby of the Commodore Hotel talking about horror and science-fiction films until one in the morning; it doesn't get any better than that.

And then there was the dealers room  where I saw people selling movie posters, pressbooks, lobby cards; there was all kinds of paper, film and film collectibles. I had just begun collecting horror and science-fiction movie memorabilia, so there I was, drooling over the many dealers tables overflowing with collectible goodies as the money was burning a hole in my pocket. I was in Nirvana.

While I'm reminiscing , I became acquainted with a tall, mustachioed fellow from Philadelphia named John, who being all of twenty five, took the time and the trouble to hang out with me one evening and introduce me to the wonders of Times Square. He treated me like his younger brother and we visited video arcades and various strip clubs, while warning me about which places to go to and which ones  to avoid. We decided not to go into those strip clubs that had an expensive cover charge and finally found ourselves going inside a club that had no entrance fee.

As we ogled the big breasted topless dancers, John ordered a whiskey sour and I requested a Singapore sling(my favorite mixed drink at the time.). The bartender informed us that they served only beer and soda. My friend ordered a Budweiser and I asked for a Miller. The bartender said they only had Ex Beer and soda. For the uninitiated, Ex Beer (I don't know if it still exists )was a non alcoholic beer that cost 55 cents a bottle. We asked how much for the beer and the bartender replied three dollars. John and I decided soda was the way to go and found out that the soda also cost three dollars. So that's why there was no cover charge! We drank our three dollar beers and continued to ogle the topless dancers with the large breasts before exiting the place.

The following year, in 1975, I saw my friend John again at the second Famous Monsters Convention and a year later, bumped into him at a twenty four hour Horror and Science-Fiction film festival in Philadelphia. We watched a few movies together before I had to go home at 7:00 in the morning because my Mom needed to borrow the car. I suggested we get together and hang out since Delaware wasn't that far from Philadelphia. John said we'd see each other at the next Famous Monsters Convention and I left it at that. Unfortunately, there wouldn't be another Famous Monsters Convention and I never saw my friend again, but I'll never forget him.

It was The Famous Monsters Convention I met producer Sam Sherman( Dracula Vs Frankenstein, Brain Of Blood and Blood Of Ghastly Horror to name a few.) and spoke to him at length about independent, low budget horror films. At one point we bumped into each other and Sam mentioned he was looking for Forry Ackerman, so I tagged along with him as we conversed about the opulence of the Commodore Hotel. We caught up to Forry, who was being interviewed, so Sam and I went back to the Convention.

Another time, a roomful of us were watching  The Bride Of Frankenstein during a showing of vintage monster movies. After the scene where  hermit thanks God for his new friend had ended, the entire room stood up and applauded. I remember wondering what would director James Whale and Boris Karloff have thought if they had been in that room with us, seeing our reaction to a film they made back in 1935. At the same time, I felt a sense of camaraderie; nobody I knew back in Delaware would have reacted to a horror film in this manner, much less understood why we did.

But alas, all good things must come to an end and on Tuesday morning I was heading back to Delaware, carrying with me a weekend of indelible memories . And yes, I foolishly tried to convey to my friend Larry the happy events I experienced, but like all non fans, his eyes glazed over and he mumbled something insincere like " Sounds like you had fun." But no matter. I had a great weekend, met some really cool people and enjoyed myself immensely. Who cares if he didn't get it?



Saturday, October 25, 2014

Horror and Science-Fiction Conventions : The Celebrity's Latest Cash Cow.


 Here I am with Paul Picerni .who played the detective in 1953's              
House Of Wax,not to be confused with the wretched 2005 remake.         
                                                               
 A friend of mine recently told me that he went to a comic book convention where actor Norman Reedus (of the hit TV show The Walking Dead) was charging over two hundred dollars for his autograph, a picture taken with him, plus a ten minutes conversation. Yikes! And that ain't all, folks. Patrick Stewart of Star Trek: The Next Generation fame, commands one hundred dollars for his autograph and ten more dollars for a picture with him. 

No thanks Norman, I'll happily watch interviews with you on You Tube for free. And Patrick, I can live without your autograph. I really can.

It's a trend I've been noticing since the late 1990's; movie stars charging outrageous amounts of money for an autograph or picture taken with them. You see, I remember a time when they charged either nothing or a small fee, like five or ten dollars. When Linda Blair charged ten dollars to sign my Japanese mini poster of The Exorcist plus posing for a photo with me, the money went to an animal rights agency, not her pocket. Dee Wallace( The Howling, E.T) said her autograph was five dollars,but was apologetic about it,which I thought was rather sweet and endearing.

These days, many of the other celebrities I've encountered sit at their table along side their manager stuffing the convention goers money in a lock box. Why not place a cash register on the table instead?  I was surprised when director John Landis( An American Werewolf In London, Amazon Women On The Moon,ect) was charging thirty five dollars for his autograph. I mean, with all the high profile movies he's made the man has to be quite wealthy.  Does Landis  need  the money that badly? He ought to sit outside the hotel with a tin cup and a sign reading: Need money. Give what you can.  Yes sir, it's greed on parade and it ain't very pretty.

And how about Sid Haig? Before his runaway success as Captain Spaulding in House Of 1000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects, he was a cult actor who starred in dozens of drive-in fodder movies in the 1970's and 1980's. Back in those days, Haig would have probably been thrilled to death to have someone come up to him and ask for his autograph. However,since his sudden success,he now commands $20.00. Maybe his fee has increased as of this posting. You know, when you factor in inflation and the economy.

To add insult to injury, Tony Moran(brother of  the late Erin Moran who played Joanie on Happy Days) was in the film Halloween for a few seconds. He was the face of the unmasked Michael Myers. Yet, despite this micro bit part, Moran signs photos of himself from the film and has the nerve to charge money for his autograph.  He was in the film for a couple of seconds, for Christ's sake! That's hardly a starring role. I wouldn't give him a stick of gum in exchange for his autograph, much less $20.00.

As you can imagine, the vendors at  these conventions are none to pleased with all of this, because after the fans have spent money to enter the event and then shelling out more money to obtain autographs from their favorite actors and actress's, there's not a whole lot to spend at the vendors tables. And they pay a pretty hefty fee to set up tables at these conventions. Now  here's the kicker: the conventions pay for the celebrity's air fare, hotel accommodations and, I've been told ,their food as well. So in addition to all of this, the celebrities charge exorbitant prices for their autographs? The fans, being the sheep that they are, gladly fork over the money without complaining.
     Yours truly and actress Kelly Stables in 2005  who was 
     known as the little dead girl in The Ring  before going
    on to co- star in Two And A Half Men and The Exes.
      You're not going to believe this, but someone saw this
              picture and thought Kelly was my girlfriend. I  reluctantly
           admitted she wasn't, though I was sorely tempted to lie. 
                     Believe me folks, when it comes to women I'm not that lucky.
         


























It's gotten to the point where I'm wary of approaching a celebrity just to say hi because they might want to sell me an autograph. It used to be that you went up to a celebrity, they'd shake your hand. Nowadays when they extend their hand, it's to take your money. So I've stopped attending to horror/science-fiction conventions because it's no longer about the fans, it's about how much money celebrities can suck out of a fans wallet. For me, it's just not fun anymore.



*Update 2017.

Well folks, it was bound to happened. The cost for an autograph and a picture with your favorite celebrity has gone up. Nowadays, there are two sets of prices: $30.00 for a signed autograph and $30.00 for a picture with them or(and this is a real deal) $50.00 for both!  So when you go to these conventions be sure to bring plenty of money with you because you're sure gonna need it. Hell, maybe even take out a loan to cover expenses. Naturally, the the fans, or sheeple as I call them, will gladly hand over the cash without protest. To which I say: shame on them.

The late actor Ed Kemmer (TV's Space Patrol and the horror film The Spider)  never charged for his autograph. He said that signing an autograph for a fan was a privilege. It's not that way in this day and age, sad to say. As I said previously, conventions just aren't fun anymore. It's all about the money and not the fans.